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Saturday, August 13, 2005

The Clear Skies Above

It's a Saturday and I woke up to actual sunlight! That's right: the skies in Shah Alam have been cleared!!! And to think I was considering driving up to Penang to get away from the Haze. Here are some before and after pictures just to show you how much clearer the skies are here.






And so you can see, the air quality in KL has improved considerably. For example in our first pair of pictures, you'll see a city that you couldn't see before and in our second pair, you'll find a mosque(the state mosque mind you) that wasn't there before. If the Indons are going to say I built the mosque in a matter of days, they're lying bastards but then again, they could just be idiots.


How are they idiots? Well, for one thing the Malaysian government has apparently had a task force set up, on stand-by to fly to Sumatra, Indonesia. Now this is a force of 100 firefighters, with 25 disaster management specialists with their own EQUIPMENT but their blind president is still mulling over whether or not to greenlight this excursion. Well I tell you what, you don't green light it and I'll personally lead the civilian army that will invade your sorry ass country.


People are breathing toxic air because of you idiots and best of all, when news that our government is seeking compensation for the haze, their idiot countrymen decide that they should charge for renting their oxygen from their oceans and forest. It is times like these that I wonder if all Indonesians are idiots. I mean they make silly notions about what belongs to them and what isn't their fault and seriously, there are times I just feel like killing some of them but then I think back and remember, they're doing it themselves with their stupid civil wars and guerilla fighting and rumors of some cannibals in some parts of Indonesia.


God, you're all idiots! I know a few indonesians in Malaysia and quite frankly, I've come up with the theory that only the indonesians in Indonesia are idiots, the smart ones leave that hell-hole as soon as possible to escape the spread of idiocy and rampant mental decay that exists in that intellectual vacuum they call a fucking COUNTRY!


Disclaimer: Yes, you heard me. You're all fucking idiots. Don' try to deny it, don't try to even confirm it by posting more idiotic comments because it's already rooted in my head since time immemorial. In case you don't know what immemorial means, it is defined as a length of time that can't be calculatable because it cannot be remembered. No, I did not use a dictionary to come up with that definition and if you can't even understand what my definition means, then you are truly an idiot.