Dear Kor Kor

Disclaimer: This post was written in jest. It was a spur of the moment thing. If you belive your children should be reading this, then god help them because you're an overbearing parent. Let me remind you this was written in jest and any resemblence in the letter to a real life situation, especially yours is totally a coincidence and if it does bear some remarkable resemblance... Damn woman, what is up with you??


Dear Kor Kor, I got problem wor. A loves me but so does B, I love B but I don't love A, but A says that C, my best fren, is trying to keep me to himself. So now I try to hint hint that I love B to A but A won't listen and make stupid noises out of his lansi mouth. Buden hor, I also like this girl in Convent Cicak Mati, she so hot and innocent, I wan make her devil hehe, aiyak terpusing liao. Ah ya, forgot to say lor, I made out with A, he very good kisser, my best friend also not bad. So rich can give me lots of gifts! yay! Aiyak, see lor, I so confused can't write letter wan, help me lor big bro.
Confused Angel of Pure Innocence


Xiao says:
dear confused angel
u know what i think u should take all of them C good ma. can buy u lots of gifts, treat u like a princess, that's most important right? then ah... A good kisser wei! GOOD KISSER!!i tell you.. nowadays men ah kiss also saliva drip here drip there. good kisser also extinct liao la. my own boyfriend doesn't even kiss me, so u BETTER TAKE!! the girl? oei u bisexual izit? cheh if she's hot enough then go ahead la won't hurt to have another one then ah the oni useless one is B i know u like him la.. but if he's so insignificant no need la just take the rich one, the good kisser and the hot girl. If girl not hot don't take. k?


Arin says:
What the fuck banana!!? Wah lau, ah moi. Why make so complicated wan. You know how many girls would kill to get that many admirers? Take them all la! Seriously lor, you got all bases covered, you got t3h good sex, the good money, the good porn video generator and also now got love in ur heart wor. So your whole life complete liao! Happy happy okay?


So this is what basically happens if me and xiao were to be given a column. Scary isn't it? Let me take note that she contributed to the parts that came after the ABCD connections. LOL!