An Idiotic Lawyer Who Couldn't

Hi there, I'm here today to highlight a very important issue of screwing around with promises and pretending to be all-knowing poke jokes at a fucking idiot's expense. For those who don't follow, there is a lawyer named Jack Thompson in the United States that advocates that games are the leading cause of violence in society.


Now, as a gamer, I really take offense but he's a very smart 'Personal Injury Lawyer' an idiot, so I take it with a pinch of salt. Recently, he had made a modest proposal in his open letter to the gaming industry; Make his game and he'll donate 10,000 USD to a charity. Countless of people took up that challenge, made games and mods and now he's backing down from the agreement stated on the letter; he claimed it was all satire and now he blames gamers for not being able to catch his idiotic attempt at making jokes so-called wit.


But now, in a twist that can only be called irony, gamers Tycho and Gabe of Penny Arcade fame have given 10,000 USD of their own money. The Kicker? They donated it under his lying, fucking retarded and idiotic name.


This guy is beyond idiotic! He was put on CNN to comment on Midway's new football game and he goes and says, "the NFL wouldn't allow them to use their names, so that says something" but the fact is, EA bought the rights to the NFL name for their games, so Midway went with another name! It's amazing that an idiot like that can be a lawyer. So to all future lawyers out there: PLEASSEEE don't turn out to be an idiot like this one? All he does is babble incoherent nonsense and scream "I'M G0NNA SU3 J0000001!!!!1111ONEONE" when someone challenges him.


And Jack Thompson, if you ever come here, Fuck you, and fuck your idiocy because you obviously can't say anything smart at all, you can't defend yourself without threatening to sue (yeah, like he'd have a case at all) and you are an ambulance chaser (My lil' name for Personal Injury Lawyers), that's right, an AMBULANCE CHASER! The lower echelon of all the forms of law that can be taught. Probably the most damning of all is that you are NOT a man of your word and you do NOT have the cojones to part with even a piddly 10k USD when just two gamers are willing to. That, you retard, makes you an idiot.

Below are some really funny comics that shows the gaming community's reply to his 'modest proposal'.

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